Intervention = Awesome at life

These are what Jeff gave me for Valentine's day. When I went to turn off my alarm Saturday morning, they were sitting in front of my alarm clock. It was pretty sweet. They are very pretty colors. I am a very lucky girl. :)

Anyways, nothing really exciting has happened. We did have a surprise party for Mary Rose no Friday. Thank you for everyone that helped and came! I know it meant a lot to Mary Rose too. We had a blast, you are all the best, we have amazing friends. It was a pretty good time and I am just saying I am a terrific bowler. Haha Yeah not really. I don't think I even cleared 75.



Hmmmmm, what else what else.... I am pretty much over the snow in a big way. Even though I love my rain boots, I am getting pretty damn sick and tired of wearing them. I am also sick of mopping up the dried up salt from our shoes. I am not a domestic goddess by any stretch. However I did make Jeff a pretty kick ass white sauce lasagna from scratch for Valentines! You guys I freaking rocked that lasagna. Even made it with a homemade alfredo sauce.. courtesy of Mama Christie. Jeff wrote a pretty cute blog about it. I am pretty awesome.

SO I have a new favorite show... Intervention on A & E. I mean it's good that these people can get help for their addictions but GOOD LORD they are messed up. They make me never, ever want to even take an Advil I am so scared of addiction. There was one girl that looked like she had a neck full of some classy hickeys but OH NO, she shots up heroin in her neck! Um, hi when I saw that I about passed out! Also, if you find it necessary to give out sexual favors for a pain patch or booze, you might need to be shanked. Geeeeez, these people make me feel awesome at life. I mean the fact that I don't have 4 1/2 inch roots, wearing a chocker and 2 size to small tank top like half of these chippies is enough.

Also.... On behalf of my friends Katie and Julie... I did not know who Lady Gaga was or what she did or sang but once I found out, I do like that song. On the other hand... her fashion sense, I feel as if she is taking tips from the girls on Intervention, just saying :)

That's all... have a good week and wish me luck on Wednesday !

I cry into the wee hours of the morning...

I finally finished Marley and Me! So Katie, sorry I kept it for 6 months... apparently I have the reading skills of a 4th grader and it took me that long. You guys... BALLED. MY. EYES. OUT! SO I decided last night I was going to read the last 4 chapters so I could finally finish it. You guys, it was like 1:45am and I am balling in bed, rocking the poodles in my arms. It didn't happen to wake Jeff up which is probably good because he likes to 'tease' my about how tender-hearted I am... He thinks its cute or whatever... It was a really good book, and I am glad I got done with it in time to be able to go see it in theaters. Ohhh Wait, right, it took me too long to read. Nice, real nice. So I get to wait a few months for it to come out on video. DAMN IT! I wanted to read the book before seeing the movie.

I am bored and really can't think of anything to blog about tonight... Hmmmmm.... that doesn't usually happen to me. I am pretty profesh at talking non-sense. So I guess I am done for the night... byes

Sudafed is crap... but Chet is not

Yes Hi Hello.. don't be alarmed I changed my layout. Thanks for noticing.

I just got done watching The Real World : Brooklyn. I haven't watched in a few seasons but I am totally sucked into this season! There are two people from Salt Lake on there. One of them is named Chet. He is a LDS kid who I am like 100% certain he is gay but whatever to each their own. He is totally fabulous . I love how on this last episode he used the phrases like eternal companion and french kissing. Ohhhh Brother... he's silly. I am also obsessed with Rock of Love 3. I like to watch it because it makes me feel better about myself. Nothing like watching some 'tired' dames with knockers the size of a soccer ball. Plastic surgery has come a long, classy way you guys. Pure CLASS!

I am pretty professional at being sick these days as well. I have had a head cold for a few days so I went and got some of the "meth makin" kind of Sudafed. I thought that maybe if I got the kind that you had to go up to the pharmacy for, that it would kick my crap quicker... turns out no. AND you have to freaking fill out paper work that they submit to the government to see who's buying I guess. WHAT A JOKE! And listen I know that I have done my share of judging and all, but the lady looked at me like a I was a felon. NEVER. AGAIN.!.

I would also like to clarify something for my DARLING 'little' brother... I didn't mean that the Obama's love for each other was going to save the nation.... GEEK! I was just pointing out that it was cute.

Sundance has come and gone again and I still have never been. For how much I love celebrities I know you all find this hard to believe. When Trey was here he got to meet Chet from the Real World! He is totally like F list celebrity and I would have loved to have been there! DAMN IT!! Also on Dlisted and Perez lately they keep talking about Lady GaGa... who in the French is she? And why does she wear leotards and plastic tops? She looks like a 4 cent Spice Girl, who just got off dancing at Northern Exposure for heroin to shot up between her toes.

I am currently watching old episodes of FRIENDS. It's the one where Phoebe and Rachel get tattoos. I love when she says:
Phoebe - Do you know that they do this with needles?
Rachel - Ya don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens!
Haha I don't know why but I find it funny. Someone should invent a way for that to be possible. Everyone loves kittens... However I think PETA would have an opinion about that. I love tattoos... I really need to stop being all talk and get my other ones. I just need to grow a pair and find a money tree to pay for it, and I'll be set...

Ok that's all bye here's a picture of the pood's from tonight. (I haven't posted one in a while)

The dawning of a very fabulous new era...

Wow... yesterday was such an amazing day. The inauguration was truly moving. I only got to watch part of it live and dvr'd the rest. I think I cried at least a hand full of times. I thought his speech was incredibly moving, genuine and a breath of MUCH NEEDED fresh air. Besides the fact that I adore our new president, it was such an amazing thing to truly watch history in the making. I mean I know that every inauguration is history but to see how far the humanity of the American population has come in the last 60 years is a very moving thing. I know there are hundreds of images to choose from for this historic day, but I really loved this one. They look so in love and really soaking up the moment. What an amazing new president and first lady this country is blessed with. I'd love to know what every one thought... feel free to comment on what you thought.
That being said, I did have a cake made at Smith's saying "Thank God Bush is out of there!" :) I'm sassy and kinda a bitch... what do ya do?! HAHA

Anyways... tomorrow morning I get the pleasure of accompanying Mexican Jessica to get braces. She is very nervous and I'm not gonna lie, I don't blame her. Ha, funny thing happened last week... I was telling a story to Jeff's cousin Jodie and referred to Mexican Jessica. And she proceeds to ask me if I call her that to her face. Haha, just so people know I am not saying that to be rude or offensive.. It's true, she's a halfsies Mexicana. I have too many friends named Jessica so that's just how I refer to her :) She loves it and I love her and the fact that she is Mexican HAHAHA. I really am not being offensive, you would have to know our relationship, she is one of my best friends... really.
What else... what else... I'm pretty boring y'all. I painted my toenails tonight and made my big toes argyle. (I hope that's the right spelling) They are pretty professional, I did a Real GOOD job. Jeff was quite impressed. I would take a picture but it's dead and I don't feel like getting the batteries. Shut up I'm lazy... get over it.

I also have one more resolution for this year. I am hoping to try and read about a book a month... I figure it's taken me about 3 months to get a little more then half way through Marley and Me.... so at that rate I should read 12 by, I don't know 2015 and that is way past the end of the world. So totally doable right? :) Hey at least I am trying to read more which makes Jeff and my Mama happy. I think they thought maybe I couldn't read or something. (Kidding Mama, only kidding) PS I have already balled in Marley and Me like 3 times, and I have a feeling I will at least that much more.

Also, Jeff and my friend Celina have blogs... clicks it and checks it out...

OK I've had enough. Peace out.

Its been a while... hope you didn't forget about me...

Sorry I am 100% bad a blogging these days... I just feel like I have nothing to say. My life is real REAL boring!
Hmmmm, what can I talk about... O, the holidays were good. It was fabulous to see the family... I miss them so much. New Years was good, we went to the Macaroni Grill and the Huka for Cellen's birthday/New Years. You guys, I had a bitching time! I wore my new dress from Express. I am just saying I look pretty great, I mean really a real 10. Haha *Eye roll*
For the New Years I guess I should post my resolutions :
1- To not swear as much... While this may make the Biggie's heart happy, I feel like I will need to work on my humor/personality because I think that is part of my charm. No guarantee's on this folks.
2- Judging people right off the bat. Now there are just somethings that I can't help but judge, I will try to be better not to. I mean if someone is obsessed with Star Wars, Nascar or looks like 'Lewis' from ghostbusters... I mean I just wont be able to help it, SORRY!
3-Lose weight... BLAH BLAH BLAH. I feel as though my fitness is not anywhere near what I would like it to be... I may need to start incorporating meat more into my diet because it is kinda hard to diet meatless. Tear for animals and their cute mugs!
4- Start doing things instead of just talking about. Like volunteering, donating what I can, being a better world citizen. I have been recycling more, and I am pretty proud of myself.

This blog is getting too serious....

Now that that boring S is out of the way... I have 2 Vegas trips already planned. Mama and Biggie, you can stop rolling your eyes, Next to Jeff and the poodles... Vegas falls somewhere close :) I am pretty professional on going to Vegas. I short start a service, like people can pay me to go on vacation and show them a good time in Vegas. Wait... wait... I think that is called prostitution and pretty sure it's illegal. Shoooooot.
Ok, question.... I don't know what to do with cards. Like we got a bunch for Christmas and I feel guilty or something throwing them away. Amy at the salon had a good idea of putting the picture ones into an album. I got a Christmas card from 1 cousin. I think it was nice that I have a cousin that thought to send me one, not being sarcastic either, I really appreciated it. I know I am not the best relative, but until I got 'involved' with Jeff's family I didn't realize that you could have an actual relationship with cousins and extended family. That sounds totally stupid to most people but since I didn't grow up around them and I don't have kids, I haven't been that close to them. Which I need to be better about I think. I guess I just feel self conscience about it because, well I don't know why. I don't know who reads this but if you do, Thanks Holly for the card.
I want people to comment more, I want to know who reads this thingy. Jess PS I still need you to teach me how to get that tracking guy for blogs.
My little brother comes tomorrow and I pretty much excited! He is hilarious, he's got some good jokes. I have taught him well. He is bringing an entourage... apparently he is kind of a big deal, GEEZ! I am such a good sister, I bought him a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper and his own milk... one that I have not drank out of :) Shut up we do that here.
I also finally took down my decorations from Christmas. I hated to do it because A-its a pain in the ass and...
B- I love Christmas lights.
I am going to start a religion where you keep Christmas lights up year round. You also have to worship Walt Disney, Jon Bon Jovi, and Edward Cullen. It's ok to swear, have absurd amounts of tattoo's and wear you pajamas to church meetings. Your birthday is a bigger deal then Easter or Christmas and take a yearly homage to Las Vegas. Things that will keep you out : If I don't like you, you wear scrunchies, scrunched down socks, flannel and bad teeth or hair. Hmmm, I think I might just start this up, I am the new L.Ron Hubbard and this religion is the new Scientology, but less ridiculous and a lot less creepy and more fun!
I think I am done for the night but I will leave you with some sweet tunes for the rest of your week (Pretty much love this song) :

I like dancing raisins... get over it

You guys, Shut up... I am totally going to try out for a sugar plum fairy in The Nutcracker. Ha yeah, not really... but with the gut I'm sporting these days it's either that or Santa... And I'm not equipped with an adam's apple sooooo.... And when I say a sugar plum fairy, in my head I imagine a California raisin dancing around with wings and a wand with a grape on the end..... you don't want to get inside my head... Woooo



What the hell is the matter with me... it's like 10pm on a Friday night and I am blogging about my belly and 80's trivial commercial characters. Thanks, I am a loser. All I am missing is a dingy cat to pet, some Fiber 1 cocktail and a Kathy comic. Sad... just sad.
Anyways... Jeff is competing in a tournament tomorrow and Mexican Jessica and I are going to spectate. It should be a good time... what is better then watching men wrestle in minimal clothes all day... Yeah that's what I thought.

I went and saw Twilight again this week. Holy Hell... I might be a **TAD** obsessed with Edward. I want to run my hand in his fabulous hair and have him bite my neck... Ok now I think that this blog is headed down hill. I might need a minute.
Ok I have done enough damage for one night.... but SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP look what I found on YouTube.... How festive! Whip out your blue blockers, rainbow scrunchy (Yuck) and get your Miami Vice jackets, because these Raisins are rocking out just in time for Christmas :)

WAY TO GO AVEO! & sings it Beyonce!

I haven't been a very good blogger you guys sorry.
You guys some stupid d bag rear-ended me last week. But don't you worry... the Aveo took it like a champ! Just scratches along the bummer. Her forester on the other hand... all head lights broke and smashed in bummers. Even though she hit me... the Aveo kicked that cars ass! Nice job Chevy on making a durable small car... Nice job.
Hmmmmm, what else, what else.... Thanksgiving was good. Made some pies, they were quite delish. The apple pie on the other hand.... SHOOOOOOT spilled half of it in the oven. And we wont mention the lake of sugar in Jess's apple pie... HAHAHA that was the most fun I have ever had baking in my life!
I have the Wife Swap on behind me, (because I don't feel like getting up and changing the channel) and it is the some real stupid garbage. Sorry if you watch this trash but what the hell is the point? Right now a kid is yelling at the "mom" for believing in Jesus, and being a "stupid, ignorant American".... Hmmmm, I think if you are a teen age boy with hair to your waste, nasty red sideburns to your chin (always hideous people... ALWAYS!) and a dagger necklace, you probably should lay off the advice and lectures unless you are conducting a dungeons and dragons meeting.
I am real proud people, I have all my Christmas shopping done! I already gave two of my friends their gifts because I was so excited!! I like to give people things ok.
Good news Scoot just did number 1 all over the floor. IDIOT! Listen I don't believe in abuse but I gave him a couple of swats... What the hell was he thinking! He went out an hour ago... geeeez the pood's are killing me! He's probably rebelling since we are leaving them in the kennel for a week at Christmas.
My friend burned me the new PINK cd... it is quite good! BUYS IT! I need to get Britney's new one. I am LOVING her "comeback". I'll tell you what else I love... Marley and Me so far! I want to finish the book before the movie comes out, because everyone knows that my number one girl crush is Jennifer Aniston! Close second is SJP. You guys I totally read something about them making a sequel to SATC!! I think my heart stopped for a hot minute! LOVES IT! I am also digging Beyonce's newish song "Single Ladies"... clicks it! (thanks Jess and Tiffles for showing me it!)



This blog is pathetic, sorry.... I am losing my touch. I need topics people, comment and post something for me to rant about :) Sorry I suck! I have had a few new comments from people that read my blog that I didn't know read it... I am getting so popular lol I love that I have so many readers. Maybe I should make it a career.. but I have to stop sucking first.