How to do Hair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDlT-qGYEfE&feature=dir

Ok I don't know how to paste the actual Video on here, but this is the absolutely best thing I have ever come across... I was watching a video by of course my girl "Pink" and this was a related link! I pretty much have thrown over wanting Nicole Ritchie for my faux bestie for this guy!
That was a lie, I will always love Nicole but I would like to add him to my bff list!

I don't care if my teeth blind you...

Ok I have a few problems... Well more than a few, but lets start with the ones that are posing a problem this week ok.

Problem # 1 : I can't stop bleaching my teeth, easy to slove right? Stop doing it... Ok but I am an addict and it's NOT THAT EASY!!! Seriously, Y'all my teeth freakin' hurt.

Problem #2 : Online shopping...so much of a problem Jess and I have created a blog about it. I just bought 3 pairs of work out pants and a dress for Lainey bug. All on clearance but STILL, why the hell do I do it?

Problem #3 : Why do good oppurtunities come around when you can't have them? Jeff and I SOOOO very badly wanted to go to Collective Soul in Wendover but it was sold out. Then a lady at the salon can't go so offered to sell me her REALLY GOOD tickets but they are too much money.... Grrrr.

Problem #4 : I am madly in love with looking at dogs, but then it breaks my heart to see people selling their family dog of 3+ years because they don't want, have time or have too many kids for. Ok listen, I don't want to get on a soap box but my dogs are like my children... I don't care if I have 47 kids, I am not giving away my poodle boys. They are living breathing animals that deserve love too.... It pisses me off really, when they write on their add "... We hate to give her away but I am 235 kids and am moving to an apartment where I can't have a dog BLAH BLAH BLAH..." Don't say you love your dog because you don't ok! Listen there are exceptions to everything so no one get their feel-bads hurt I am just saying, it pisses me off...

Problem #5 : I can't get blog motivated, what the hell?

Ok enough about that shiiiit, for anyone that doesn't know my hair is DARK! Not black but it is like a level 5 - 6. For those of you that don't know hair lingo, that is about a med. brown. It's pretty professional seeing how I did it myself... I look hot ok! P S Stop judging me I am a professional!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS, Jeff and I are going to Vegas April 18 - 20 ! ! ! ! ! I am real REAL excited ok! I love me some Vegas!

Well That is all I really have to say for now, so My painful white teeth and I are going to get back to shopping online!!

Let's try this again

http://itssuperfance.blogspot.com/

Let's try this again.. hopefully this time the link works

Fance

Jess and I have made a webiste of stuff we like that we find online! Here is our blog link
http://itssuperfance. blogspot. com/


Haha Enjoy !

The cry heard 'round the world...

Don't worry I still have stuff to say... just not really feelin' real blog motivated. But I'm back, not Back to black like Amy whinehouse but Back.

So, for those of you that have not heard I AM OFFICIALLY QUITTING!! Listen, if you heard a very loud rumble the other day that is because me quiting apparently has lifes ruined ok. I mean just start calling me Regina George because I am a life ruiner! And will offically be going on booth rent soon at the salon. YEAH FOR ME!!!

In poodle news, they are still little shits.... Scoot gets three of his shark teeth pulled next week. He is real real nervous ok. We talked about it and he is a little anixous about being put under but he thinks it is the proce he will have to pay not to have a mouth that smells like a foot, so what do you do.

Mom is doing well besides the bad stomach, and staying with us for the time being. The poodles could not be more thrilled... they 100% love their Granny!

I must say I am real dissapointed that Britney has been on the Down Low. I miss my dlisted / britney columns. :( I mean good for her and all if she finally got her shit together but sad for my entertainment! I guess I will have to fulfill my celebrity vices with new stories of Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson shakin up.

One more thing before I go... I NEED A LITTLE VEGAS IN MY LIFE LIKE yesterday thanks!

Thanks for tuning in, Regina George