Going... Going... Damn it, it's Gone

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen, for those of you that don't like swears.... this deserves one so just chill out ok, I could have said son of a b*tch... or something that starts with an F... ok I am getting off subject...
I lost my toe nail. I would like to personally thank that grosky biotch at TAO for stepping on my toe. I now look disgusting. You can judge me, I am with S like that on my foot. PS It feels sick, thanks. I added a viewing pleasure for you :) Mexican Jessica told me tonight to just paint one on.... yeah thanks, I will for sure take that into consideration....riiiight....
O whats that you say, no problem You are WELCOME.

As for Baby Shower 2008 for Mama Christie, it went great.... for a baby shower. Sorry to tell you people but showers are a snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze fest. So Jess and I entertained our selfs by jazzing things up when she wrote down what everyone got her. I included a picture of all of the friends that came to the shower and then one of Jessica pointing to BOOB CREAM on the list of gifts...
She also wrote things like
* we hate onsies
* Your baby will be traumatized by this gift...
* Celina smiled for the first time the entire shower
Pretty much a in detail play by play on each gift... it was pretty entertaining at the time, people probably thought we were so rude, laughing in the corner
I looked fabulous at the shower in my Bitten Dress by SJP, Thanks Jess I LOVE LOVE LOVE it!

Anyways, Christie and I are off to see Sex and the City one last time (her first) because it will be out of theaters as of tomorrow night, So hello its a must! Have a great Monday night, and enjoy the picture of the toe! Man, between the sideburns and the missing toenail I am a real winner!
LOVES!

I am home, and someone should sew Katherine Hiegls mouth shut

I am home from Vegas....
Here are some highlights
1. We rolled V I P style to TAO at the Venetian where we danced until 2am. We looked fabulous by the way. Some biotch stepped on my toe with some killer high heels (leaving a quarter size blood stain on my shoes) and now I am pretty sure my toenail will fall off, and possibly contracted Hepatitis A, B and C.
2. The Platinum is freakin' sweet and we laid by the pool like real professionals.
3. I may have possibly learned how to use an IPOD on the this trip.
4. The NEW YORK NEW YORK ride is awesome... if you want shaking baby syndrome. Note to self: Not the best idea if you have just had jaw surgery....oops
5. I have the best girlfriends a girl could ask for.
6. I am really good at dancing, in case you didn't know already.
7. Margarita-ville has great coconut shrimp.
8. "My name is Johnny Vegas"... - guy on the street
"That's not his real name..." - Jess aka Susie Vegas
9. "Look, that guy is dressed like a Midget.." - Jess HAHAHHAHA How do you dress up like a midget??
Here is a picture of my girls at Margarita Ville :
I am listening to Britney Spears' "CRAZY"... its an oldie but makes you want to bust out a dance move... here is the link for youtube... CLICKS IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qODIWoFik
Well, Jeff is headed home from his big Bonnaroo experience. Turns out they couldn't stomach another bus ride (HAHA) so they are renting a car from Nashville and are driving straight home, which he said is about a 24 hour drive. Let me tell you why this is hilarious... because who in their ride mind would think a damn 45 hour greyhound bus ride ever sounded appealing. Not the quickest those ones :) I miss him lots, so I am pretty excited that they are going to be home sooner then Wednesday. He will be home about 1pm tomorrow.
How about Katherine Hiegl turning down her nomination for an Emmy? What a bitch... No good matter my ass... someone should remove the perma-smoke from her grubby mits and sew her ugly mouth shut. What an idiot... I hate her, she is a real piece of work. Yuck!
Hmmm, what else.... nothing really I guess. I have to keep explaining to the pood's that they don't come from a broken home... they miss their Dad.
I am boring tonight so that's really all I have to say.... Nights !

"its makin' a paste..."

Viiiiiiva Las Vegas, We leave in a short 9 hours.... Shut up, yes there is a countdown. Listen, It will be fun! Everyone have a great weekend, and I will put some money on the blackjack for everyone. (Ok, not really I think gambling is for the birds!) PS Thanks to Mary and Adam for watching my beloved Pood's!

BTW, Jeff, after a short 40+ hour bus ride is finally in TN! HAHAHA, sooo glad that's not me ! Camping, Bus Rides and not showering, yeah that's not me. BUT, I am sure that he will create many memories! As will I!

Listen people, I am real ReaL hungry... its almost midnight and I have brushed my teeth twice to try and curb my hunger. FYI, doesn't always work so well. O o, and I am back to bleaching my teeth again on a regular basis, I give myself 2 weeks before I get out of control again :)

I am watching/listening to FRIENDS and it is the episode with the leather pants!! HAHA That S his hilarious... "...it's makin' a paste, Their not comin' off man..." HAHA

To be quite honest,this week has been uneventful, so for once in my life I don't have much to say. Yes, I know you are relieved.
O But before I part,
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY BIGGIE!!!!!

Loves Me some S A T C

Listen I went and saw Sex and the City... opening day... in the second row. It was good, I laughed, I cried.... it moved me! See it! The wardrobes were fabulous, the plot was great and their are some hot guys <... I'm not going to lie ok.

CAUTION: There is a wiener shot in this movie... A real one... Jeff wasn't so jazzed about it...

This is my SATC shirt I bought, with "Carrie" looking fabulous. It said Sex and the City on the back. Mary Rose also bought me tank that says that too.
Seriously, y'all I plan on seeing this movie multiple times in theater's and you better believe I am going to own the S.

BTW, this is my new hair (for the moment) Carmely brown with dark brown. I can do anything, let's be honest here, I am pretty good looking.

Ok I saw in PEOPLE magazine today that Eli Manning got married... What the hell, who would want to marry that bitchy little troll! Yuck, he is not my fav ok. I am listening to Britney's Break the Ice right now, it's good, youtube that S right now. Also, if you haven't heard Madonna/Justin Timberlake's 4 minutes, youtube that also, VERY GOOD! LOVES IT!

Alright, I have to go to bed, we have to be at the hospital at 6:45 am, for Jill's knee surgery. Have a great weekend!

PS Happy Birthday to Adam tomorrow!

O o o, PPS I am going to Vegas in a Week! Yeah! We are going to TAO! We are going to dance our cans off! Pretty professional people...