Monday, June 30, 2008

Going... Going... Damn it, it's Gone

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen, for those of you that don't like swears.... this deserves one so just chill out ok, I could have said son of a b*tch... or something that starts with an F... ok I am getting off subject...
I lost my toe nail. I would like to personally thank that grosky biotch at TAO for stepping on my toe. I now look disgusting. You can judge me, I am with S like that on my foot. PS It feels sick, thanks. I added a viewing pleasure for you :) Mexican Jessica told me tonight to just paint one on.... yeah thanks, I will for sure take that into consideration....riiiight....
O whats that you say, no problem You are WELCOME.

As for Baby Shower 2008 for Mama Christie, it went great.... for a baby shower. Sorry to tell you people but showers are a snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze fest. So Jess and I entertained our selfs by jazzing things up when she wrote down what everyone got her. I included a picture of all of the friends that came to the shower and then one of Jessica pointing to BOOB CREAM on the list of gifts...
She also wrote things like
* we hate onsies
* Your baby will be traumatized by this gift...
* Celina smiled for the first time the entire shower
Pretty much a in detail play by play on each gift... it was pretty entertaining at the time, people probably thought we were so rude, laughing in the corner
I looked fabulous at the shower in my Bitten Dress by SJP, Thanks Jess I LOVE LOVE LOVE it!

Anyways, Christie and I are off to see Sex and the City one last time (her first) because it will be out of theaters as of tomorrow night, So hello its a must! Have a great Monday night, and enjoy the picture of the toe! Man, between the sideburns and the missing toenail I am a real winner!


mamasteph said...

Easy on the swears! I still think you are beautiful despite the missing toenail and sideburns, so have no fear! Your dress was gorgeous and I'm sorry you don't like baby showers! But you have to admit, there is a lot of that stuff that is just so cute, you can't help but love it! I can't wait to see you next week! Love ya sis!

Janalu said...

Listen, that whole toe nail thing should never be brought up again, as soon as it grows back. Your toe nail stayed in vegas. It liked it there, mmmkay. PS you do look good in that dress. PPS I am not hitting on you, im just saying you look nice.