Now be honest....

Ok so I stole this picture from my fabulous cousin Rachel's myspace because I LOVE the girls hair in the picture with my cousin. I am thinking of doing those bangs and way blonde with dark pieces again. Now, I want honest opinions here... what do you think? I don't know if I am cool enough.

I heart SATC

Sex And The City came out Tuesday and I left work early and bought it. Yes, you read that right... I left work early. Sometimes I love being my own boss and when people cancel their appointments. However the money from the appointment would have been nice to pay for the movie, but that's the breaks kids. Pretty much fabulous. And I will be bringing it Minnesota :) I will ear-muff the nude parts for you Mama.... except for the wein..er... never mind.
Ok Thanks Bye!

Vote for Tom Collins

Back from Vegas and o so fabulous! Me likey the Vegas, we met some real weirdos. Always a good time... we saw naked men, danced all night until our feet bleed, saw Siegfried and Roy's Tigers and dolphins, rode the New York New York ride and saw Zumanity which is a Cirque show. We are pretty much fabulous so we had a great time. Jessica cracks me, pretty much loves her thanks. Oo oo o, I saw a sign for someone running for some office there and his name was Tom Collins. Only in Vegas would a person named Tom Collins be running for some kind of office. Their mayor is probably named Slutty McDrunkAss. (P.S. FYI Tom Collins is the name of a drink)
Not much is new with the rest of life. The pood's are still professional HOWEVER one of them has a new trick, it's called getting up and pissing in the spare bedroom. It's pretty fun, to get up every morning to pee and cold poop. We are not sure of which poodle it is... we may have to set up camera's to catch the listen bastard doing it.
Listen you guys, Sex and the City comes out next week. YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! Jeff said that if I waited until Christmas he would buy it for me. Ha Ha HA HAHAHA , I thought it was a joke. I am not waiting until Christmas, but thanks for the offer husband :)
The salon is good, I almost sliced my nuckle off a couple weekes ago, its just barely starting to heal up. It was a pretty professional cut. It was so deep it took about 20 seconds for it to bleed. And you could see not skin underneath. Ok now I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. D I S G U S T I N G.
Ok that's all I think. Have a fabulous weekend thanks bye

Quit it, I love Nuggets

OK so seriously the best news ever..... I am not quite sure the details but when I was working on my fitness yesterday, E! news was on and they had a title of a new show on "Tiny Entourage". You guys, then they showed a clip with some nugs, which is little people for those of you that don't speak Katchie! All I am saying is, some crass humor, witty sarcasm and a hand full of nugs, and you have a show that I will watch my friends!!!
Hmmm what else... what else.... I am so side tracked by thinking about nuggets...Quit it...
The dogs got their chompers brushed tonight. They 100% hate it. Listen, if I had someone coming at me with a toothbrush that had "poultry" flavor toothpaste, I would be hiding under the bed as well :) Damn dogs, so cute.
You guys I played Suzy Homemaker tonight.... I freaking cleaned the entire downstairs. Looks pretty professional. I actually really like cleaning, kind of relaxing. I have really been slacking though. I lost track of time and totally forgot to eat. I don't think that has ever happened! (Don't worry Mama, once I remembered I had something, stop worrying) I cleaned while watching RENT and playing sing-a-long to all the songs. I am REALLY good you guys. I think that I might try out for American Idol. But o wait, I don't sing in front of people.... just pood's.
I am watching Friends right now and Ross is eating cotton candy. It's pink and looks delish. I need to finds me a Circus like yesterday.
Also I am pretty pissed that Liddell lost his fight on Saturday. I can't stand Rashad Evans. He is kind of a douche. And by kind of I mean BIG TIME! Sad, Sad, Sad.
Well I am fresh out of stuff to type so I am going to go attempt to read. Breaking Dawn.... SO GOOD, and yes I haven't finished, shut up.

We love you Trey

You are in our thoughts and prayers, as is Evan's family.
~We Love you Brother~