Vote for Tom Collins

Back from Vegas and o so fabulous! Me likey the Vegas, we met some real weirdos. Always a good time... we saw naked men, danced all night until our feet bleed, saw Siegfried and Roy's Tigers and dolphins, rode the New York New York ride and saw Zumanity which is a Cirque show. We are pretty much fabulous so we had a great time. Jessica cracks me, pretty much loves her thanks. Oo oo o, I saw a sign for someone running for some office there and his name was Tom Collins. Only in Vegas would a person named Tom Collins be running for some kind of office. Their mayor is probably named Slutty McDrunkAss. (P.S. FYI Tom Collins is the name of a drink)
Not much is new with the rest of life. The pood's are still professional HOWEVER one of them has a new trick, it's called getting up and pissing in the spare bedroom. It's pretty fun, to get up every morning to pee and cold poop. We are not sure of which poodle it is... we may have to set up camera's to catch the listen bastard doing it.
Listen you guys, Sex and the City comes out next week. YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! Jeff said that if I waited until Christmas he would buy it for me. Ha Ha HA HAHAHA , I thought it was a joke. I am not waiting until Christmas, but thanks for the offer husband :)
The salon is good, I almost sliced my nuckle off a couple weekes ago, its just barely starting to heal up. It was a pretty professional cut. It was so deep it took about 20 seconds for it to bleed. And you could see not skin underneath. Ok now I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. D I S G U S T I N G.
Ok that's all I think. Have a fabulous weekend thanks bye