Tuesday, October 14, 2008

It's cool, I am made of money

Well people, there is news on the Jaw front. Turns out I need botox. Yes, you read that correctly, Botox. Apparently I have uncontrollable muscle spasms in my jaw since surgery so that will freeze the muscle. Awesome, because I freaking love needles. Nothing apparently a little laughing gas wont cure, according to my surgeon. They give you a prescription that I get filled and then take to the office. Don't worry, I only look like a complete D Bag trying to fill it, because hello, it's botox. I checked the price to get it filled, and if my insurance doesn't cover that (which I doubt it will), it's $650. Is that all? Hey as my new 2nd job, I will be selling myself on 25th and Wall to pay for botox. I'm a loser....
Anywho.... what else. The poodles are pretty excited for Halloween. Scoot is going to be the Count from Sesame Street and Troy is going to be a police office, which as it turns out looks more like a bell boy on him. He is not help people, he is a cop. We are having a Halloween party which should be pretty fun. I don't know what to be....any ideas??
You guys... my life is so boring! I have nothing to say....
I started this new diet yesterday, called the 11 day diet. You get to pick 15 proteins and 15 fruits/vegetables and it makes you a specific menu. Its pretty hard and I am pretty hunger. A cheese enchilada sounds real good right now, but I WILL LOSE WEIGHT!!! I want bones that stick out and look like I need to eat a cheese burger.
Ok well... I am going because I am not that good at blogging tonight. Next time I will be better... I promise. I have an idea, if you read this post a comment about a topic for me!

3 comments:

mamasteph said...

First of all, if I see bones sticking out of you, you are going to be in trouble! This diet stuff is nonsense! you look fab! Post pics of the poods in their costumes! And about the botox, have your doc call and explain that it isn't cosmetic, and hopefully they will cover it. As for topics...hmmm....how about blogging about how awesome your nieces and nephew are? ;) Love ya sis!

browneyedgirl said...

That sucks!!! Lol you are so funny, cheeseburgers aren't even that good ;) I am excited for your Halloween party :) Let me know if you want me to bring some goodies! You should blog about the pros and cons of selling yourself for money :)

M {3 said...

Ditto on the bones sticking out comment from Steph! You are beautiful from the inside out! I can't wait to see pics of the pood's. What was it we thought you and Jeff could be for Halloween? I know we talked about it but this aging brain isn't remembering it:(