Sometimes I wear a Halo....

So good news I didn't die last Wednesday when I had my jaw thingy done. So you guys can cheer up, you will have more blogs... I know that's what people live for, what I have to say... :) That being said... THANKS to everyone that called, texted, stopped by!! I have the best family and friends!! Really everyone thanks! So, since they had to give me an I V for anesthesia, they had to give me a Valium before the procedure. I don't know what all they hype is about, it did 0% for my anxiety... which in turn led me to ball my eyes out walking into the office.... filling out my paperwork.... on the way back to the room.... while they put the gas mask on... When I say ball, I mean waterworks people! Geeeeez I am pathetic! I think that next time I ever have to have surgery that Valium will have to chased with a shot of rum. Haha KIDDING Mama and Biggie, kidding.

So this weekend we went to my friend Christie's Heaven and Hell Party! It was very fun. The upstairs had balloons covering the ceiling that were white and baby blue, and then downstairs all the light bulbs were changed to red lights and the ceilings were covered in red and orange balloons. It turned out very cool.... it came at a price though. I got to be the friend that tied 99% of the balloons. My fingers were pretty much raw. Nice... I like that all the girls but 2 of us dressed up like devils. I thought it would be a nice change of pace to be an angel. Maybe there is something to being good and following all the rules.... NAH!






Well I know you will all be shocked to your core with this next statement but try to hold back your shocking remarks. I am going to Vegas not this Friday but the next!!! Yeah, I pretty much have a love affair going with Vegas. I am going with Cellen, Jessica (Law School Jessica) and Aimee. It's Jess's spring break. I haven't been in like 4 months so I am going through HHHUUUGGGEE withdrawals! I know Biggie is shaking his head because I know how much he loves when I go to Vegas and come back with stories of how the male strippers know me by name.... What's a girl to do? :)
I am back to bleaching my teeth pretty regularly, so I am guessing by June they will be transparent? Ha siiick!! I also went tanning today for the first time in a hot minute and Hi, my chest is pretty much red. It ought to be a real gem tomorrow morning, so a bra is going to feel real REAL nice. Anyways I am done with this for tonight.

Seriously? No Really... Seriously?

SERIOUSLY!?!!? I want to shank some people :

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I am embarrssed to live in Utah, for occasions like these...

Intervention = Awesome at life

These are what Jeff gave me for Valentine's day. When I went to turn off my alarm Saturday morning, they were sitting in front of my alarm clock. It was pretty sweet. They are very pretty colors. I am a very lucky girl. :)

Anyways, nothing really exciting has happened. We did have a surprise party for Mary Rose no Friday. Thank you for everyone that helped and came! I know it meant a lot to Mary Rose too. We had a blast, you are all the best, we have amazing friends. It was a pretty good time and I am just saying I am a terrific bowler. Haha Yeah not really. I don't think I even cleared 75.



Hmmmmm, what else what else.... I am pretty much over the snow in a big way. Even though I love my rain boots, I am getting pretty damn sick and tired of wearing them. I am also sick of mopping up the dried up salt from our shoes. I am not a domestic goddess by any stretch. However I did make Jeff a pretty kick ass white sauce lasagna from scratch for Valentines! You guys I freaking rocked that lasagna. Even made it with a homemade alfredo sauce.. courtesy of Mama Christie. Jeff wrote a pretty cute blog about it. I am pretty awesome.

SO I have a new favorite show... Intervention on A & E. I mean it's good that these people can get help for their addictions but GOOD LORD they are messed up. They make me never, ever want to even take an Advil I am so scared of addiction. There was one girl that looked like she had a neck full of some classy hickeys but OH NO, she shots up heroin in her neck! Um, hi when I saw that I about passed out! Also, if you find it necessary to give out sexual favors for a pain patch or booze, you might need to be shanked. Geeeeez, these people make me feel awesome at life. I mean the fact that I don't have 4 1/2 inch roots, wearing a chocker and 2 size to small tank top like half of these chippies is enough.

Also.... On behalf of my friends Katie and Julie... I did not know who Lady Gaga was or what she did or sang but once I found out, I do like that song. On the other hand... her fashion sense, I feel as if she is taking tips from the girls on Intervention, just saying :)

That's all... have a good week and wish me luck on Wednesday !

I cry into the wee hours of the morning...

I finally finished Marley and Me! So Katie, sorry I kept it for 6 months... apparently I have the reading skills of a 4th grader and it took me that long. You guys... BALLED. MY. EYES. OUT! SO I decided last night I was going to read the last 4 chapters so I could finally finish it. You guys, it was like 1:45am and I am balling in bed, rocking the poodles in my arms. It didn't happen to wake Jeff up which is probably good because he likes to 'tease' my about how tender-hearted I am... He thinks its cute or whatever... It was a really good book, and I am glad I got done with it in time to be able to go see it in theaters. Ohhh Wait, right, it took me too long to read. Nice, real nice. So I get to wait a few months for it to come out on video. DAMN IT! I wanted to read the book before seeing the movie.

I am bored and really can't think of anything to blog about tonight... Hmmmmm.... that doesn't usually happen to me. I am pretty profesh at talking non-sense. So I guess I am done for the night... byes