Friday, June 19, 2009

I suck at blogs but its cool I look like Sloth

Hello my awaiting public...Sorry I have been so terrible at blogging these days. I have had a lot going on. For those of you that have lived under a rock :), I had surgery on my jaw *FOR HOPEFULLY THE LAST TIME* last Wednesday, I went to MN for Trey's big graduation (my camera sucks so no pictures of that, but check out the family blog), I've had family in town, my friend Tiff got married and I just haven't been interested in getting on the computer lately. Blah.

Well... as for JAW SURGERY 2009, it went pretty well. I even did the I V this time... NO GAS! You guys, I am totally an adult right now. I am not going to lie, there were some tears and Valium before hand but it was my idea because it causes less nausea, and as comfortable as throwing up right after jaw surgery is... When they went in, I guess I had massive amounts of degenerative scar tissue that needed to be removed, they reattached the cartilage and unexpectedly cut a muscle from somewhere on the side of my face and reattached it to my jaw to make it stronger. Now, I'm not sure if its the muscle deal or what, but no kidding my face swelled SO much. I straight up looked like Sloth from Goonies, followed by a black eye that wont quit and a blood shot eye. I am pretty good looking actually. If deformation and looking like you've had your ass whooped was in...

Now it never occurred to me that I should have taken as picture at my worst with the swelling but these pictures will have to do. O and not sure the convo the anesthesiologist and I had but I ended up giving him my card! HAHA
I also had Tiff and Mike's wedding a couple of weeks ago. Listen, I did her hair and in case there were any doubts, I do a pretty damn good job at hair. She looked gorgeous and they both looked so happy. The wedding was at Red Butte Gardens in SLC and it was over cast so the summer weather was nice and tolerable. Busy day... but I was really glad I got to be a part of their big day!






Anyways it after 1am so I guess I should try to go to bed so I will try to be better at blogging I know most of you live for it! O O O, before I forget I finished another book! I am a pretty professional reader these day (HA).... I read "Are you there Vodka? It's me Chelsea" By Chelsea Handler...TOTALLY hilarious! I want to be her BFF, totally heart her!!!!! It's a must read, iiiiiffff you like midgets/nuggs, swearing and complete disrespect for anyone so you know it's for me! Night

6 comments:

Trey said...

Nice sis. I'm glad you finished that book and I hope you feel better.

TheKillerJ said...

You never told me you gave the gas-man your card! haha that's classic.

mamasteph said...

You are too funny! I still think you are totally beautiful even post surgery! Thanks for letting us invade your home! We love you!

The Brady Bunch said...

I LOVE YOUR POSTS! You always make me smile. And no, you're not Sloth-your still purdy even with your bruises and swelling.

Tiffany Passey said...

Um hi even though you were totally swollen you looked great I'm glad things went well for you. keep up the good work at hair, getting surgeries, and looking like sloth.

Biggie T said...

Come on - you weren't quite that bad. I'm glad you're getting better and hope you're going to physical therapy regularly so you don't have to go through this again.