So in case anybody even checks this anymore, hello and hi. I really haven't sucked at blogs this summer, I just have had no computer. It broke, turns out we had 123459 trojan viruses (whatever that is) and 3457 things of spy wares. Uh Hi, what the hell is the point of viruses??? So some Star Wars lovin', zit face fat ass can get his jollys? Really....I don't get it. I hope you guys have had other ways to enrich you life's since I've been away...
Ok before I get off on a tangent... Let see, where to start.... Well lets start with my jaw. Ooooh, boy. Well since I've blogged last, I noticed one night about 3+weeks ago that the top of my incision was purple, raised and when touched started to bleed. Perfect. Went to my second home, Dr. A's office and oh, right it's infected. And it now makes my recovery time weeks longer. Awesome. Well why the F wouldn't it be infected? So I took some meds and it came back. So, now I am going in next week and they are going to cut my jaw out and put a steel one in its place. Ok, I totally just made that up, but WHAT THE HELL! I mean now really, why don't I just bend over blind folded and crap out money and time. So, when I went to go pick up my anti-biotics today, the pharm. tech asked me if I had any ?'s and I said no because I've already taken it... and she says "Ok, so you know that if you take birth control, this counter-acts it so you may want to use another method of birth control." Uhhhh, wait, WHAT!!??!? That piece of info would have been handy THE FIRST GO ROUND!!!!!!! I think I lost all color in my face and started to bleed out my ears. My father in law should have mentioned that one of the 10 times I called him with ?'s about it, I mean I know he wants grand kids, but HOLY HELL! Priceless. Also, my new insurance is now saying they wont pay for the 6 PRE-AUTHORIZED physical therapy visits I've had and wont cover anymore, so that's over. That actually might be a good thing, my therapist guy was always calling me baby, hottie, hot young thing, baby girl... so I think it was time we part ways.
Hmmm, lets move on to something more cheerful, I am over my jaw like yesterday at 10. Well I had my birthday! Happy Birthday to me, I am now 25! Now, I'm not real sure I'll make it to 30 with all my health issues', because either my ass will explode or my face will, but none the less birthdays are always exciting. Justin and I had our annual birthday bash at the Huka. It was mobsters and flappers theme! I forgot my camera (because I am retarded), So, I stole some pictures from Celina and Farrah.... I looked awesome, thanks.
They played SWEET CHILD OF MINE and dedicated it to me and I got to dance on stage in place of the Go-Go dancers (2nd picture from bottom) My butt checks weren't hanging out like the dancer chippies but still It was pretty awesome! Jess and Tiff totally surprised me!! Neither one of them said they were going to be able to make and then totally surprised me!!! Those willy minx's! It was such a great birthday! Thanks for all my calls, texts, and gifts!
Jeff and I attended a wedding a couple weeks ago up at Wolf Mountain Resort. SO SO SO gorgeous up there!! I attached a couple of pictures of that too... So people don't think I just dress up like a 20's flapper. Shoooot.
What else, what else.... The poodle boys are as adorable as ever! Love them. Scoot had to have some more chompers pulled. It's cool, it was only $235, which is totally fine because A) he is my little baby Magoo son and B) We're made of money. Oh, I have also been a real professional reader this summer. I finished A PERFECT DAY by Richard Paul Evans (I think ??) in the end of June. It was really good, once I got into the first 50 pages, I had a hard time putting it down. So I recommend it. As a gift from my fabulous sister Patty I got Chelsea Handlers new book MY HORIZONTAL LIFE. Totally hilarious, and totally crass. It makes her first book look like a church book. So you know I love this one.
HOLY HELL, I wish I knew how to upload pictures from my phone onto my computer. Jessica (Law School Jess) and I were driving the other day and we totally pulled up to a nugget on a three wheeled motorcycle!!!!!! It was truly one of the most awesome moments of my life, so you know I had to take a picture with the old cell phone. I mean this event is right up there with the time I saw a nug driving a jazzy around. Love me some nugs!
Well I hope this blog was worth the wait.... I feel as if after 2 months I need to re-learn how to blog... and also type, this bitch took me like an hour....