Bad Haircuts, Cookies, and 80's rock

So I took my two ADORABLE pood's to get their haircut this weekend... for their birthday of course... and they ended up like this
Ok now at one point I had the cutest dogs in the world... one's that were so cute nobody's dogs could even hold a candle to them especially Scoot MaGoot...
NOW I have Troy who looks like that box head / flat face bad guy with curly hair off of Dick Tracy and Scoot that looks like a Mini Pin or a two color chihuahua with long ears wearing a damn helmet. Seriously y'all look at MaGoots legs, they look like freaking pencils! NOT CUTE! Troy isn't to bad.. but good hell poor Scoot...

THANKS PETS MART FOR THE SHIT-a-RIFIC HAIRCUTS!

(BTW Troy wanted everyone to see his favorite rope so it's in the picture)

On a lighter note, I went to Wal-Mart to get a refill of a prescription and waited in line for 15 minutes for this girl with EXTREMLY bad roots to tell me that it was still being filled... Really? Because the s*it was called in at noon but OK! So she tells me to step to the side and they will call my name... in the mean while I have to wait, white trash broads chatting my head off... Do I look like I work for food stamps and smack, Don't talk to me! For crying out loud... 30 minutes later of these two classy dames and I FINALLY get my prescription!
I am listening to Aerosmith's "Crying" y'all and it's sweet! YOUR LOVE IS SWEET MISERY... Loves me some Steven Tyler mmmmmmkay.
You guys, I am funny ok, I am re-reading this and I should have my own show!
O o o, I made some freakin' sugar cookies last night... they were some pretty professional wheat sugar cookies... YUM! I am just saying they are good.... I made them for my bestie Jess's birthday... Which was Monday! I got her a real real good gift, BUT I can't tell you what because she does not have it yet, I will see her beautiful mug tomorrow!
NOW it's Dude looks like a lady.... Mrs. Doubtfire anyone?
AND to keep everyone updated with my Jaw, I have surgery scheduled for April 30th... I will have an a scar by my left ear like a face lift and POSSIBLY on my other side if I have to opened up there too. They are hoping the right side can be fixed with a scoop but if not CUT IT OPEN... for those of you that want a good laugh, I will have to have about an inch up above my ear shaved for surgery, I am putting steps in the s*it when it starts to grow back just for my bro-in-law Eric, he LOVES steps! :) The surgery is out patient and I don't know a time yet... It will be at Mckay Dee surgical center, I might be more nervous about having my blood drawn so if anyone wants to donate blood and put it in my name that would be fabulous! Thanks!
Ok and I just have to say I AM SO glad that on Rock of Love that Bret picked Ambre not that stupid duck face Daisy! I can't wait for the reunion show it looks like Heather from season one beats Daisy's ass! Man, VH1 is awesome! :)
Now I am listening to Poison's "Unskinny Bop"...
OK I have to go this is getting ridiculous...

PS Vegas Friday!