And I am living in a sensored world, ... and I am just a swearing girl

... Ok Listen.... Now, when I titled this blog, Listen I have stuff to say... I imagined posting more blogs like the blog I am about to write, but lets face it... I am pretty damn funny and pretty much have adult ADD so I go off on little rants.
I was thinking the other day... Is honestly really the best policy? And yes, I know that you should always be honest, don't lie but in certain situations do people really want to know the truth? Certain situations like:

Do I look Fat?
Do I look like that guy from SpaceBalls...? :)
Is my hair ugly?
Does this scrunchy go with this? (ALWAYS NO, it's not 1993)
Am I a good employee?
Am I a good person... friend...colleague ?

Now, with me... like it or not, I will always tell you the truth... Curse, Blessing. When I was talking to my mama the other day, I was telling her I don't sensor myself around her or any of my family because that way they know they are always getting the real me... Whether I they get me on a bad day and shit is all I have to say or a good day when I can get by with only a few swears... Now I am not saying that just because I swear, that you should assume that I always honest... But isn't it better that I am not lying about who I am to you? Because then if you know that I am always forth-right with you about my personality, and who I am on a day to day basis, isn't it easier to know that when you want an answer or an opinion, that you can expect the same. Does that even make sense ? Well I think You know what I am saying... With my non-sensorship, it is me showing you that I can be my true honest self, Love it...loathe it... Let's be 100% honest here, I don't care if you like it. It's who I am damn it, and if you don't like it, know one is forcing you to read my blogs. Not that I am really sure that, that many people actually do.. but it is a good outlet for me. Because, sometimes I don't feel like people want to actually HEAR what I have to say, or the truth for that matter.....so this way I can write it.
Well enough of that shit....
Ok, so I freakin' sitting here current time is 10:52 am, waiting for this stupid ass plumber who was supposed to be here at 10am. It's cool, when at 10:45, I called this 88 year old answered and was very helpful with the comment ..."O, its already Friday May 30th?"
S H * T... very promising answer I am thinking. It's fine, he said he would call me back in a minute and that was almost 15 minutes ago.
On an extremely lighter note, SEX AND THE CITY came out today!!!!! Jeff is taking me tonight to see it... its cool I gots me a pretty professional SATC shirt to wear! I don't think I have ever been this excited! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited people!!!!!!!
Also, I am in love with PINK, I listened to her CD all the home from SLC last night, and Me loves her! Not in a lesbian way, however... she may be one wolve t-shirt and a large Chevy truck away from being one... Still, I am obsessed with her CD... STILL!

Well, that is all I am have to say.... Have a great weekend people!

I am turning into Martha Stewart.. Ok not really

Listen, I freakin' planted some flowers over the weekend... no guarantee's on if they will live or die but they look pretty professional. Seriously people, I amaze myself. Here are a couple of photo's :


I planted red and white Columbines, Pansies and a plant and a flower that I don't know the names of. All I know is they like shade. We also put down cobble stone which I love. We had an extra block so I put it on the deck and put my potted plants (From Mama and Grandma) on it. I think it looks pretty good... Just saying. Ok, now I shouldn't be admitting this but I totally got taken at freakin' Lowe's. So I went there this past weekend to pick up a few more pieces of cobblestone and some floors, and they have signs around saying 6 pack for $X.XX ( different prices for each, ranging from like $1.98 +)... So I thought well this is a good deal, so I picked out 3 different ones... O no, by six pack they mean one of those dinky little things with 6 single flowers... which apparently I am not smart enough to know, because by that sign they had six of those little dinky things in a flat (thinking that was the 6 pack). Well, I get up to check out ( after waiting in the Damn heat for 25 minutes), and the weird cashier with a band-aid on her noses, tells me $70. I am pretty sure that I almost passed out... because I had like 18 dinky 6 packs. The moral of the story is, take someone with you that knows what they are doing! Freak, I am still pissed about it! These damn flowers better sprout clothes or something at the price! HELL!
My side burns are looking real shit-a-rific but whatevs ... This picture isn't very good but if you look closely you can see a line on the side of my ear, which is my scar. He did a fabulous job, all things considered. I am being serious though, He really did! Thanks for the nice scar and the side burns Dr. Austin, Thanks!




Ok now listen, this is the poodles the other morning while I was getting ready! It's pretty damn cute if you ask me! THEY ARE SO FREAKING CUTE I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT!!!! Ahhh, Poooooooodle Boys!



Sex and the City comes out in 10 days! You can't see me right now, but I am grinning ear to ear jumping up and down.... I am so excited I could puke.... but I wont... but I could.
Listen, that is all I have to say b/c I am Real, REAL tired people, sorry for not blogging as much lately, I will be better b/c I know everyone is dieing to know what I have to say! Have a great Wednesday, until next time....

PS Congrats Eric on graduating from Law School, you are a pretty professional adult!

I need to be medicated until Sex & the City comes out...

I really love sideburns... mine are growing quite nicely haha...Right, I will just keep telling myself that. Here are the chops progress...



Pretty sweet right... The pictures are of the pood's to show their progress of their hair growth since the massacre at PetsMart last month... what a damn joke. Anyways, they pictures are of the pood's and I rockin' out to some G-n-R. For those of you that are rock - retarded, that is Guns and Roses... Thanks.
Anywho, I would like to give a shout out to my Mama! Thanks Mama, I love ya and thanks again for everything this last week!
Let's see... I have been slammed the last few days at the salon (Thank Goodness!) I am loving being there full time.
What else... I feel like my life has been boring lately. Currently the pood's are playing tag while I types up this blog and am watch/listening to Fools Rush In. If you haven't seen it, rent that shit right now. It is one of my very favorite movies!!!

Selma Hayek is freaking gorgeous, I'm pretty pissed about it.
Ok Now listen, this is really important, Sex and the City comes out in 18 days!!! They keep showing the trailer on TV and I am getting so anxious I can't even stand it. I may need to take medication to calm me down. Seriously people I LOVE THAT SHOW, Do you understand?
Well that's all I have to say for now I guess... Have a great tuesday!