You guys, Shut up... I am totally going to try out for a sugar plum fairy in The Nutcracker. Ha yeah, not really... but with the gut I'm sporting these days it's either that or Santa... And I'm not equipped with an adam's apple sooooo.... And when I say a sugar plum fairy, in my head I imagine a California raisin dancing around with wings and a wand with a grape on the end..... you don't want to get inside my head... Woooo
What the hell is the matter with me... it's like 10pm on a Friday night and I am blogging about my belly and 80's trivial commercial characters. Thanks, I am a loser. All I am missing is a dingy cat to pet, some Fiber 1 cocktail and a Kathy comic. Sad... just sad.
Anyways... Jeff is competing in a tournament tomorrow and Mexican Jessica and I are going to spectate. It should be a good time... what is better then watching men wrestle in minimal clothes all day... Yeah that's what I thought.
I went and saw Twilight again this week. Holy Hell... I might be a **TAD** obsessed with Edward. I want to run my hand in his fabulous hair and have him bite my neck... Ok now I think that this blog is headed down hill. I might need a minute.
Ok I have done enough damage for one night.... but SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP look what I found on YouTube.... How festive! Whip out your blue blockers, rainbow scrunchy (Yuck) and get your Miami Vice jackets, because these Raisins are rocking out just in time for Christmas :)