Done and Done

****GOOD NEWS****

I didn't die in surgery... I do have this pressure wrap around my head and if you could see the back part of it, It looks like I have a damn jock strap on my head! HAHA It feels SO good to be done... thanks for all the phone calls and texts the past couple days, especially today ! I have some pretty amazing family and friends!
I am one lucky gal!
Really you guys, thank you all SOOOOO Much. And thanks to my great husband, I am really lucky to have found someone like him. He has taken great care of my thus far, and I am sure will continue to! Thanks babe!
I love you all!

I really look hot in this picture... haha and my lips look HUGE!

I'm scared

Sensual Seduction in Las Vegas

I am watching Snoop's new video on YouTube right now... Snoop means some business in his new song Sensual Seduction... Watch that S, it's totally 70's ok!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKz-RXSeIYA

We went to Vegas people and had a fabulous time... We freakin' saw a street called Ogden Ave.
Pretty professional if you ask me...
We had fun and only bet $2 on penny machines... Mama and Biggie said I could only gamble, but after $2 I was bored. Gambling is for the birds... here are some photo's.
Don't mind my fat arms and ugly shirt in the second picture, I honestly thought I looked ok for the day.. but turns out somebody lied to me! I for sure looked cuter that night. Don't be jealous we are pretty good looking.... it's cool.

Surgery is next Wednesday. I might die... so if I do, please don't let my shaved spot on my head show in my casket thanks! BOOO for shaving part of my head for surgery, I hope I don't have a Britney moment.
Speaking of Britney... that girl really has her S together these days! Good for her.... I haven't heard much about Amy Wino either, maybe she went to rehab again. However I did see a picture of her holding a baby and taking a shot of booze. Don't hate, she is a 100% legit babysitter, she can teach your kids Body shots and how to shot meth... The kids have to learn it somewhere. Her babysitting requirements are just salt, a lime and a a clean needle... hell not ever a clean one, just any old rusty needle should do.

What else.... O I had my first full week at the salon this week and it was SO nice! I love doing hair! I really do...
AND I became a Vegetarian as of Monday this week... I have been thinking about it and I don't like eating food that once had a face. I just want to hug an animal, not eat them. I have really thought about this you guys and it has been hard BUT I feel it is worth it and I feel better when my dogs and I have talks, because now I can tell them I don't eat animals anymore. But lets be honest... I love meat I mean I grew up in TX for crying out loud, this venture might be short lived. We shall see!
Ok that's it, this blog isn't as good as my usual and I feel like it's boring, SO I will stop boring us both! Have a great weekend!

PS! THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE COMES OUT IN A LITTLE MORE THAN A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Haircuts, Cookies, and 80's rock

So I took my two ADORABLE pood's to get their haircut this weekend... for their birthday of course... and they ended up like this
Ok now at one point I had the cutest dogs in the world... one's that were so cute nobody's dogs could even hold a candle to them especially Scoot MaGoot...
NOW I have Troy who looks like that box head / flat face bad guy with curly hair off of Dick Tracy and Scoot that looks like a Mini Pin or a two color chihuahua with long ears wearing a damn helmet. Seriously y'all look at MaGoots legs, they look like freaking pencils! NOT CUTE! Troy isn't to bad.. but good hell poor Scoot...

THANKS PETS MART FOR THE SHIT-a-RIFIC HAIRCUTS!

(BTW Troy wanted everyone to see his favorite rope so it's in the picture)

On a lighter note, I went to Wal-Mart to get a refill of a prescription and waited in line for 15 minutes for this girl with EXTREMLY bad roots to tell me that it was still being filled... Really? Because the s*it was called in at noon but OK! So she tells me to step to the side and they will call my name... in the mean while I have to wait, white trash broads chatting my head off... Do I look like I work for food stamps and smack, Don't talk to me! For crying out loud... 30 minutes later of these two classy dames and I FINALLY get my prescription!
I am listening to Aerosmith's "Crying" y'all and it's sweet! YOUR LOVE IS SWEET MISERY... Loves me some Steven Tyler mmmmmmkay.
You guys, I am funny ok, I am re-reading this and I should have my own show!
O o o, I made some freakin' sugar cookies last night... they were some pretty professional wheat sugar cookies... YUM! I am just saying they are good.... I made them for my bestie Jess's birthday... Which was Monday! I got her a real real good gift, BUT I can't tell you what because she does not have it yet, I will see her beautiful mug tomorrow!
NOW it's Dude looks like a lady.... Mrs. Doubtfire anyone?
AND to keep everyone updated with my Jaw, I have surgery scheduled for April 30th... I will have an a scar by my left ear like a face lift and POSSIBLY on my other side if I have to opened up there too. They are hoping the right side can be fixed with a scoop but if not CUT IT OPEN... for those of you that want a good laugh, I will have to have about an inch up above my ear shaved for surgery, I am putting steps in the s*it when it starts to grow back just for my bro-in-law Eric, he LOVES steps! :) The surgery is out patient and I don't know a time yet... It will be at Mckay Dee surgical center, I might be more nervous about having my blood drawn so if anyone wants to donate blood and put it in my name that would be fabulous! Thanks!
Ok and I just have to say I AM SO glad that on Rock of Love that Bret picked Ambre not that stupid duck face Daisy! I can't wait for the reunion show it looks like Heather from season one beats Daisy's ass! Man, VH1 is awesome! :)
Now I am listening to Poison's "Unskinny Bop"...
OK I have to go this is getting ridiculous...

PS Vegas Friday!

Blond... Brunette.. I always have a good time

Ok Listen here, I look really good as a brunette! I did a real, real good job! I like to look suprised in pictures b/c then I don't have to "double chin-it"... Shut up everyone does it!
And By the way, what the hell is up with snow in April deal? It is making me 100% pissed!
Hope everyone had a fantastic weekend and an even better week!
Loves you