I am a blogging machiiiiiine!
So my friend Katie posted a blog about the swimmer Lochte. (I posted a link to her blog on the side) Lochte is SOOO hot, shes totally right. He has amazing G I Joe lines. Those are the lines that are on the side of the lower abs leading down to his...parts... (I am pretty sure my Dad has officially now stopped reading my blog) I thought we weren't aloud to talk about any other swimmer then Phelps. Which don't get me wrong but he is AMAZING, but I thought that if you didn't have Phelps on the brain 24/7 that they deported you to Tijuana. Totally UN-American. Olympics are awesome. Diving is on right now.... which I enjoy watching, however I am always nervous that they are going to smack their heads! I mean, when I signed up to watch Olympics, I didn't sign up for blood and concussions.
You guys I am totally kicking ass at the gym. I have been everyday this week so far. But I am not losing any weight.... but I will keep trying b/c I need to look like Mary Kate and Ashley by Christmas so my Mama will force feed me. :) Love you Mama. I went to body pump today with Mexican Jessica. I like that class, if you never have tried it, Do it. N O W
My brother Trey thinks I need my own show with Jessica T. We are pretty hilarious the rumors are true. I think it would be called.... Pretty Professional at being Fabulous. If you are a TV show producer and you read this (ha ha right) give us a show. Trust me when I say it would be worth your time. We are the original Paris and Nicole... minus the drug problem, & add underwear.
So my friend Katie posted a blog about the swimmer Lochte. (I posted a link to her blog on the side) Lochte is SOOO hot, shes totally right. He has amazing G I Joe lines. Those are the lines that are on the side of the lower abs leading down to his...parts... (I am pretty sure my Dad has officially now stopped reading my blog) I thought we weren't aloud to talk about any other swimmer then Phelps. Which don't get me wrong but he is AMAZING, but I thought that if you didn't have Phelps on the brain 24/7 that they deported you to Tijuana. Totally UN-American. Olympics are awesome. Diving is on right now.... which I enjoy watching, however I am always nervous that they are going to smack their heads! I mean, when I signed up to watch Olympics, I didn't sign up for blood and concussions.
You guys I am totally kicking ass at the gym. I have been everyday this week so far. But I am not losing any weight.... but I will keep trying b/c I need to look like Mary Kate and Ashley by Christmas so my Mama will force feed me. :) Love you Mama. I went to body pump today with Mexican Jessica. I like that class, if you never have tried it, Do it. N O W
My brother Trey thinks I need my own show with Jessica T. We are pretty hilarious the rumors are true. I think it would be called.... Pretty Professional at being Fabulous. If you are a TV show producer and you read this (ha ha right) give us a show. Trust me when I say it would be worth your time. We are the original Paris and Nicole... minus the drug problem, & add underwear.
7 comments:
Lol you are too cute! You should have your own show! It would be a hit! Good job about the gym! I am really trying too! We will totally plan a Steve and Barry's trip soon! :) Love you sister!
Ha! You crack me up! I would totally watch your show! Way to go on excercising! Just don't go overboard--I think you are beautiful just the way you are!!! Love ya!
I have the feeding tube on order;) You always make me smile. Dad and I have been walking a lot and exercise is such a great mood enhancer so keep up the good work just be smart, you smartie pants. We would definitely watch the censored TV version of you 2's show. LOL
You need to save that stuff until the end if you want me to keep reading. :)
I love it!!!! The title is SO FERFESIONAL !!! Listen, I'm not gonna be demanding but I want my own dressing room.
P.S. Miss Heidi, save on of those woodchucks for me!!! They are so cute. I will come pick it up. We don;t have any mood for them to chuck so I think he would be very well behaved !!
You and Trey and your woodchuck cuteness are a hoot Jessica! Do you think your bunny would go for some competition?
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