Friday, April 10, 2009

Welch's grape

So since my last blog was a completely humiliating and kinda depressing this should be a little better. Jessica sent me a pretty much awesome email of crazy poodle dye jobs and haircuts. This is the poodle I intend to buy for my parents...since it is incredibly fitting! Welch grapes at it's finest!!!
I am so boring these days... I really don' t have much to say. Who knew that was even possible. However, I am having a fab time with my family in town. I wish they lived closer. I am pretty excited for Trey to move here. He is hilarious you guys....And my parents are pretty much awesome. Biggie did lot of handy man work for me.. THANKS BIG!!! I need to also post a picture of my new awesome turquoise wall in my kitchen and my sweet new glasses to match. Haha, being an adult is so lame hahaha, the things we get excited over... paint and houseware.
So I had a total bitch today at the salon. I love doing people's hair that are white trash. I pretty much live for it. She brought her 5 year old with her, who proceeded to run his remote control car into my feet. Perfect... I really like when people don't discipline their kids... it makes things pretty enjoyable since I love kids. She paid me in cash and I didn't even think to check. Yeah, she totally shorted me... stupid bitch. Sorry Mama and Biggie... but that is totally necessary.

Anyways, that is pretty much it since I need to go rinse the bleach off my teeth before they are transparent... Have an awesome Easter and have some candy.... that is what it's all about right? What's better then a Reese's shaped like an egg.... totally genius !!

7 comments:

TheKillerJ said...

Take solace in knowing we're probably paying far more than $5 with the LIFETIME of government assistance, health care, and tax payer funded drug rehab trollops like that are sure to glean from us. It just sucks when they rip you off RIGHT in front of your eyes!
Lame. By the way, I'd rather get Scoot fixed than make him look like that poor dog in your blog! hahaha

The Brady Bunch said...

I'm on board with you! There is NOTHING better than an Egg Shaped Reece's!!!

Julie said...

Was it the lady that came in at three?!

mamasteph said...

Mmmm...Reeces eggs....yummy! LOL on the picture--that is awesome!!! I'm glad you are having such a good time with the fam! We wish we were there too! Sorry about the lady today, some people are so rude! And I'm totally laughing at Jeff's comment right now! You seriously don't want scoot to look like that?! What?! I absolutely can not imagine why not!

Trey said...

reese's eggs are the bizomb

Jessica said...

Listen, that lady is a straight up hoe. I ate 4 peeps while reading this post. ME LOVE CANDY!! When is Trey moving here ? We should have a party for him!

Janalu said...

It's not the dog that really bothers me. It's the placement of that lady's hand right over his...um...grape.