Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Joe Jackson = Dorian

SO we all know that my brain works on a very weird level... Well the other day I was thinking about much of a creepster Joe Jackson was at the VMA's and then it hit me... Joe Jackson was the villain Dorian in the Mask.... All they did was paint his mug green because look here, the resemblance is Riidiiiiicuuuuullllouuusss !!Now I went with an older, more glamorous picture of old Joe boy, I mean he even has some sweet jerry curls all greased up. He hasn't always been a money hungry creeper you guys, he once beat kids too!!! And I feel like his necklace that you can't see the bottom of in the picture, probably was gold and a scaled down version of Africa. You never see Joey boy without his Gold Medallions, you know he showers with that S on. I'm being rude... I am sure he is a lovely gent. ....On some level.... I might be the same as Howard K. Stern to Anna Nicole Smith, but on some twisted level, I am sure he's fabulous.

I was also reading Dlisted today, and he totally made the un-canny connection with the LaToya and her long lost twin...Listen... I am just saying, it's true. THANKS DLISTED for finally making that connection!!!

I love the Jacksons but holy hell, why do they all look like make-believe characters? WHY!

8 comments:

TheKillerJ said...

Good to see you back blogging again, babe! Yeah Dorian!

Trey said...

no swears.. i liked!
hugs and kisses

mamasteph said...

Thanks for the laugh sister! You are so dead on in your comparisons!

Christie said...

Haha, love it. When I first read the title, I thought you were talking about Vic's dad! lol!!

Fare Bear said...

Lol... only you.

Biggie T said...

It just goes to show you that money can't buy good loks. I think we have the best looking kids in the world and wouldn't trade them for all the celeb's big bucks.

TheKillerJ said...

I agree with you Biggie. You do have some good looking kids. There is ONE in particular, though, that is super good looking.

M {3 said...

You give Joe way to much credit...what a nice girl:)