LMAO!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333551,00.html



HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This Sh*t is funny!

The Boodah in my Life . . .

I haven't felt this physically ill in so long. About 15 minutes ago I got a text message from one of my very best friends Boodah, saying...


My school is in a possible shooting...


He is ok as of right now but good hell. It just shows how things can change in one second.


I don't know what I would do without him in my life. My whole life, I have a had a hand full of friends (other then family) that have been there no matter, listened when I needed someone to bitch to, made me laugh when I didn't want to and stuck by all my weird things I do. One of the best things I ever did was the Walt Disenyworld college program because I got some of the best friends a person could ask for, Boodah being one of them.


I have never met someone that didn't just love Boodah. He came out for my wedding and everyone just loved him, especially my family. He was the black brother we never had. Boodah and my mama will always have the "I Love you" sign in sign language haha.


As I sit here waiting and praying that things continue to be ok and safe at Ferrum College, I would like him to know how much I cherish his friendship and probably have never met somone more geniune and caring then him!

I love you Boodah Boo!

Hells Bells

What the H? It has been almost a week since my last post.... Miss me?????
Well, we went to Minnesota this past weekend for Bubba's farwell. We had a great time with family and I was glad I had the oppurtunity to go to the farwell. Jeff was a sick zombie the whole time we were there. And as a for a status update on his illness.... Still sick. I think he is going to see a doctor today. Poor honey :( He coughed so hard last night it brought tears to his eyes.) I hate seeing him like this. I will keep you updated on him.
The poodle's missed us a great deal... the little bastard's. Scoot is back to going potty inside which is great. BUT I love both of their naughty, dumb faces.
So I must admit, I am pretty upset up Pink & Carey Hart getting divorced. They were a good couple I thought?!?!?! Doesn't anyone stay married anymore? Pink and Carey are ruining my life one day at a time... then I realize that they both still rock so it's cool.
It is good however to see that Britney is keeping a low profile after getting out of the looney bin................... She sure is entertaining!
My life is dull and boring, HEY except for the fact that I am gaining so much weight that my pants are about 1 meal away from not fitting. Don't worry about it, I am just going to be turning into one of those people that need a crane to get out of their house who eats 10,000 calories a day but I don't.... so it's a mystery.
Ho hum, today is boring and I want to go home. Can someone call in sick for me?

Your pretty good looking but I am pretty much married to Chuck Norris

I was tagged by a friend and thought it would be fun to do today answer these questions for you and your spouse/significant other)

1. Your Song: Amazed by Lonestar - walked down the isle at our wedding to it

2. Your favorite feature of his: his eyes and his smile - lets be honest he has a killer smile

3. His favorite feature of yours: Hello, its me, so everything

4. What drives you crazy about him (not the good stuff): His shirt that says COLLEGE, I don't know why but I HATE IT !

5. What drives him crazy about you: I am to hard on myself, who knew right because I am pretty great

6. Favorite trip you've taken together: We have alot, probably Hawaii or Mexico. PALM TREES!

7. How do you picture your lives in fifty years: Being part of a motorcycle gang, living in warmth somewhere with 10 poodles, I'll have long white hair and he will still look like Chuck Norris.

8. What was your last fight over: I Prefer not to go there.......

9. Most romantic thing he's ever said to or done for you: Hmmmmmm, believe it or not he is always saying sweet things to me so it is hard to narrow down something specific, so recently I would have to say, he hid a card for me in my laundry and I didn't find it for days.

10. Favorite "down time" activity: Playing with the Pooooooodle boys or having our date night (pizza Runner and an on demand movie)

**Bonus** post some of your favorite pictures together

I tag : Jessica, Jana, and Mama

I like to have conversations with hearts

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Listen, if you bitter about Valentines... quit it. I made another stinkin' cake last night! Seriously y'all... I am out of control with cooking... it's pretty good ok. It is a white cake, with white frosting with pink spinkles . Made it for work because you know Jeff wont eat that sh*t.

Well, let's see. So far I hate 2008 but it's cool. I decided this year I am going to try and stay positive instead of being a Debbie Downer. Don't worry... I will still be funny and sarcastic because let's be honest I am pretty damn funny.

On a lighter note, went to Chili's the other night and got their Molten Chocolate Crack Guy Cake which I am obessed with. Seriously people I am additcted and need to be admitted into the crazy ward. I say the crazy ward because I think it's the new rehab. Ya gotta stay hip, so if the next time you see me and I am wearing a straight jacket, you will know I am trying to stay with the times. For real Brittney, Delta burke, that guy with 200 kids from Grey's, it's legit read dlisted.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I need surgery. My jaw hurts real real bad. The surgeon said it wasn't good to hit myself in the face to make it go back. Who knew right? My cartilage that is in between my skull and TMJ (jaw joint) on the left side is 100% out of place and the where the cartilage was suppose to be is chuck full of fluid. Nice right, not done... My cartilage on my right side is somewhere to 10-20% out of place but since my left side is pretty much dying of pain the right side pain takes a back seat. And my teeth are orange. I am nervous I am turning in to down home 100% white trash. Orange teeth, what the HELL!!!

Ok now I am going to say something nice, so pay attention.... Steph and Christie both find out what they are having this next week!! YEAH for girls I love having babies! I thought I was because I have been sick, but good news you guys I am just fat and sick! YESSSSS

I miss my nieces! *tear* They are growing up too fast!

PS Mom thanks for my V-day shirt I am wearing it and lets be honest it looks Real good!

We Love dog shows thanks

The boys and I watched the AKC/Eukaneba Dog show this weekend... it was really enjoyable... stop judging me. I like Dog shows and Britney spears ok, get the hell over it !

We following are each of our favorites :
Mine was the Bicheon Frise because it looks like a cotton ball


Scoot's favorite was the Whippet... he like's their long legs! That's what he wants to be when he grows up...

Troy like the Shar pei aka the wrinkle pup... he wants to get old and have wrinkles just like it!
And last but not least, Jeff likes the French Bulldog... it looks like a pig minus the hoofs.
I will say the people that walk/run their dogs in the shows are big time L O S E R S ! Geeky dress suits and slick back old lady pony tails. Gross. The women looked alot like Rick - if you don't know what that means, then sorry...

B T W, I have another surgeon appointment tomorrow at 9am... wish me luck

Damn K S L

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=218&ad=2619112&cat=105&lpid=1

I have to quit reading about dogs on K S L, this absolutley broke my heart....
I think you need this dog Mom and Dad.
I balled... she needs a good home and I wish Jeff wasn't allregic or else I would be on my way to Cedar City like 5 minutes ago...

Hold your applause

Listen... I don't mean to brag but I pretty much did a great job with my first king cake! Thanks!
I am pretty domestic, Steph you better watch out I just might be the new "Domestic" sister...
YEAH RIGHT! (Thanks Steph for posting the receipt) Anywho...

HAPPY MARDI GRAS!

Why you shouldn't bet...

Why you shouldn't bet . . .



Reason # 1 : Naked Snow angels in several feet of snow

Reason #2 : Frost bite... enough said









Clay and Jeff made a bet about the score of the game last night and Jeff lost HAHAHA... This is why you shouldn't bet... but I will say it was pretty funny !



Ok I made my salsa last night... no bueno in the magic bullet, it was puried and brown! Oops.... and I added to much salt! What a freakin' waste. Grrr! Needless to say... Not my best salsa!






Superbowl was fun... we had a TON of food, and I think it was a belt notcher... WHEN'S DESSERT!??!!
Also good news, we got another about 1-2 feet of snow yesterday.. awesome.

Clay met Ben Stiller and his wife Saturday,
I'm real pissed about it.

Speaking of Clay he just stopped by to say Good-bye so as of 9:20am Utah Time, he is on the road. Drive safe Bubba!

Pooooooooooodle Boys

Ok Now seriously people... My dogs are the cutest things that ever happened to life... So I just thought I would post a few current pictures of my children :)
O and god news the insurance company will cover 60% of my M R I , which hell is better then 0%... My next appt. is in two weeks to discuss my options !
And I added some dark to my hair, I got bored last night OK! Ill post a picture soon...
That's all for tonight... I am not that exciting today...
Have a great weekend and Happy superbowling!